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Signs of a Failing Economy

01 Dec

Got this forwarded to me a long time ago. Just saw it again a couple minutes ago and thought I’d share đŸ™‚

The Economy is so bad that:

-I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

-I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

-CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

-If the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

-Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

-McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

-Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

-A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

-Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The Mafia is laying off judges.

-Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

-Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

 
-And, finally

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck!

 

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